What kids hear

From Jr.Gopher#2 daycare:

I mentioned the other day that Jr.Gopher was mad because we were leaving
the zoo and still hadn't gone on the "green elevator". I had said
grain elevator.

Yesterday I told the kids we were going to Washburn library instead of
E. Lake. When we were leaving the library he kept asking, "Now are we
going to the wash (carwash)? When are we going to the wash?"