I was looking for showtimes for Public Enemies, trying to negotiate a girlfriend-date with The Author. The Transformers movie is showing in town. Out of morbid curiosity, since Yahoo's average rating from critics is C-, I looked to see if Ebert had reviewed it, thinking he might not submit himself to such drivel. I guess he needs a paycheck as much as the rest of us. His rating? 1 star. It's here.
I had no intention of seeing it before, and even less now. The review however, is really amusing. And, apparently, more amusing than the film was.
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