Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Help Wanted

So this is unemployment? This really isn't so bad, Laura - what were all those liberal pansies whining about for the past 8 years?

What to do with the old presidents who won't really go away ... who's left?

Carter: running global habitat for humanity type causes while basking in the glow of humanitarian righteousness ...
Bush(I): somewhere in Texas or Maine, I guess ...
Clinton: probably glad he's not moving back in to 1600 Penn. Ave ...

Amusing contemplation on the newest (as of 12:00 p.m.) man on the unemployment line.

Although, this application for unemployment will net $191,300 per annum.

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