Friday, September 12, 2008

News Cut Quiz of the Week

Question 5:

What happens if you actually try to put lipstick on a pig?

* They break out. Pigs are allergic to lipstick.
* You can't. Pigs don't have lips.
* They look kinda sexy, in a political kind of way, of course.
* They have a sudden urge to drive their piglets to hockey practice.


Anonymous said...

And I mean, really, McCain should wear the lipstick for the GOP ticket! He has about as much lip as a pig..... He should be ashamed of himself, getting all upset about Obama using the exact same saying that McCain used last February (I think?) referring to Hillary Clinton's health care plan.

Anonymous said...

Actually, maybe McCain should adopt a lipsticked pig as their campaign's mascot!